Yellowbeard is on the hunt for gold fish. By Frost & Frost
Because when all seems lost, Jesper will arrive in the nick of time*. There are only 5 days to go of this nonsense, so NOW is the time to play along and show the breadth of your knowledge of FISH:
(* = Jesper is not contractually obliged to arrive in the nick of time for you, but he will endeavour to turn up within a pre-arranged 48 hour time slot. Terms and conditions apply)
Sometimes swallowing a live gudgeon can produce strange dreams:
It turns out that not many people know what a gudgeon looks like. Well, it looks like this:
Would you eat a living breathing gudgeon? Especially to save the feelings of a friendly Walrus? Well, would you?